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 For most of my 22 years I've always written, which sounds stupid. There are police officers and nurses and receptionists always writing. But I mean writing writing and not just regular writing. When I was 15 I wanted to be a journalist so bad I was sure that's what I'd be doing now, when I was 18ish I started writing film reviews and then a bit later on I was doing an English language and filmy type degree only I quit that to do criminology and yet all I ever do is still write. I've amassed so many notebooks full of scribblings, I have a million drafts I haven't posted just yet and ideas coming out of my ears so I got thinking. If anyone would like someone to write something then I'll do it! [Late essays don't count]. Lord knows I'm not too good with anything economics related but anything else I'll give my best try. I'm hoping to get a little portfolio of things I've written that real people really read. Most of the time on this I feel like I'm talking to myself.